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1. Shard Calculation

Query:

Response:

Calculated Shard: 99 (from laksa172)

2. Crawled Status Check

Query:

curl -X POST \
  'http://laksa099.int.ahrefs:8124/' \
  -H 'Content-Type: text/plain' \
  -H 'X-ClickHouse-Database: crawler3' \
  -H 'Authorization: Basic YXBpOg==' \
  -d 'SELECT getAhrefsURLFromUnparsed(src_unparsed) AS found_url, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(download_stamp), 0) AS crawl_time, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(props_url_first_seen), 0) AS first_indexed_time, download_http_code AS http_code, src_unparsed AS src_unparsed, src_root_hash AS src_root_hash, history_drop_reason AS history_drop_reason, meta_title AS meta_title, meta_descriptions AS meta_descriptions, attrs_boilerpipe_text AS attrs_boilerpipe_text, attrs_markdown AS attrs_markdown, attrs_readable_markdown AS attrs_readable_markdown, meta_canonical AS meta_canonical FROM crawler3.page_info_local FINAL PREWHERE (src_root_hash, src_unparsed) IN ((getAhrefsRootHashFromUnparsed(getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://www.wired.com/story/how-to-escape-sinking-ship-like-titanic/\')), getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://www.wired.com/story/how-to-escape-sinking-ship-like-titanic/\'))) FORMAT JSONEachRow'

Response:

{"found_url":"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/story\/how-to-escape-sinking-ship-like-titanic\/","crawl_time":1775859331,"first_indexed_time":1604055927,"http_code":200,"src_unparsed":"com,wired!www,\/story\/how-to-escape-sinking-ship-like-titanic\/ s443","src_root_hash":"5736512710119187299","history_drop_reason":null,"meta_title":"How to Escape a Sinking Ship (Like, Say, the 'Titanic') | WIRED","meta_descriptions":["First, put on your fanciest clothes. And at 1:15 am, consider heading down to Deck D."],"attrs_boilerpipe_text":"Oct 30, 2020 7:00 AM\nFirst, put on your fanciest clothes. And at 1:15 am, consider heading down to Deck D.\nIllustration: Elena Lacey\nHow to Survive History\nLet’s say you\ntraveled to London, England, in 1912, and bought a ticket on the RMS\nTitanic\nfor its maiden voyage. But you’re a frugal time traveler, so you elect to travel third class (only £8!).\nThe Big Story is exclusive to subscribers.\nStart your free trial to access The Big Story and all premium newsletters.—cancel anytime.\nSTART FREE TRIAL\nAlready a subscriber?\n \nSign In\nThe Big Story is exclusive to subscribers.\n \nSTART FREE TRIAL\nRead next\nBig Interview:\nChris Hayes\nmakes a living from attention\nGet\nThe Big Story\nin Your Inbox\nThe most ambitious, future-defining stories from our favorite writers.\nRead More","attrs_markdown":"[Skip to main content](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/story\/how-to-escape-sinking-ship-like-titanic\/#main-content)\n\n[SECURITY](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/security\/)\n\n[POLITICS](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/politics\/)\n\n[THE BIG STORY](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/big-story\/)\n\n[BUSINESS](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/business\/)\n\n[SCIENCE](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/science\/)\n\n[CULTURE](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/culture\/)\n\n[REVIEWS](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/gear\/)\n\n[SUBSCRIBE](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/v2\/offers\/wira01035?source=Site_0_JNY_WIR_DESKTOP_NAV_CTA_0_US_ACQ_NLI_QUICK_PAY_BIG_STORY_ZZ_PANELA)\n\n[Newsletters](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/newsletter?sourceCode=hamburgernav)\n\n[SUBSCRIBE](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/v2\/offers\/wira01035?source=Site_0_JNY_WIR_DESKTOP_NAV_CTA_0_US_ACQ_NLI_QUICK_PAY_BIG_STORY_ZZ_PANELA)\n\n[Security](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/security\/)\n\n[Politics](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/politics\/)\n\n[The Big Story](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/big-story\/)\n\n[Business](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/business\/)\n\n[Science](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/science\/)\n\n[Culture](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/culture\/)\n\n[Reviews](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/gear\/)\n\nMore\n\n[The Big Interview](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/the-big-interview\/)[Magazine](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/magazine\/)[Events](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/tag\/wired-events\/)[WIRED Insider](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/collection\/wiredinsider\/)[WIRED Consulting](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/tag\/wired-consulting\/)\n\n[Newsletters](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/newsletter?sourceCode=hamburgernav)\n\n[Podcasts](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/podcasts\/)\n\n[Video](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/video\/)\n\n[Livestreams](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/livestreams)\n\n[Merch](https:\/\/shop.wired.com\/)\n\n[Search](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/search\/)\n\n[Sign In](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/auth\/initiate?redirectURL=%2Fstory%2Fhow-to-escape-sinking-ship-like-titanic%2F&source=VERSO_NAVIGATION)\n\n[Sign In](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/auth\/initiate?redirectURL=%2Fstory%2Fhow-to-escape-sinking-ship-like-titanic%2F&source=VERSO_NAVIGATION)\n\n[Cody Cassidy](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/author\/cody-cassidy\/)\n\n[The Big Story](https:\/\/www.wired.com\/category\/big-story)\n\nOct 30, 2020 7:00 AM\n# How to Escape a Sinking Ship (Like, Say, the *Titanic*)\n\nFirst, put on your fanciest clothes. 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