🕷️ Crawler Inspector

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Raw Queries and Responses

1. Shard Calculation

Query:

Response:

Calculated Shard: 105 (from laksa082)

2. Crawled Status Check

Query:

curl -X POST \
  'http://laksa105.int.ahrefs:8124/' \
  -H 'Content-Type: text/plain' \
  -H 'X-ClickHouse-Database: crawler3' \
  -H 'Authorization: Basic YXBpOg==' \
  -d 'SELECT getAhrefsURLFromUnparsed(src_unparsed) AS found_url, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(download_stamp), 0) AS crawl_time, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(props_url_first_seen), 0) AS first_indexed_time, download_http_code AS http_code, src_unparsed AS src_unparsed, src_root_hash AS src_root_hash, history_drop_reason AS history_drop_reason, meta_title AS meta_title, meta_descriptions AS meta_descriptions, attrs_boilerpipe_text AS attrs_boilerpipe_text, attrs_markdown AS attrs_markdown, attrs_readable_markdown AS attrs_readable_markdown, meta_canonical AS meta_canonical FROM crawler3.page_info_local FINAL PREWHERE (src_root_hash, src_unparsed) IN ((getAhrefsRootHashFromUnparsed(getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor\')), getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor\'))) FORMAT JSONEachRow'

Response:

{"found_url":"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor","crawl_time":1754483727,"first_indexed_time":0,"http_code":200,"src_unparsed":"com,buzzfeed!www,\/philosoraptor s443","src_root_hash":"15029456552216817305","history_drop_reason":null,"meta_title":"philosoraptor on BuzzFeed","meta_descriptions":["philosoraptor (philosoraptor) on BuzzFeed"],"attrs_boilerpipe_text":"Life Hacks Tips to make your life a little bit easier. Dec 1, 2010, 4:10 PM","attrs_markdown":"[Skip To Content](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor#buzz-content)\n\nSign In\n\n- [Quizzes](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/quizzes)\n- [Shopping](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/shopping)\n- [Trending News](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/in-the-news)\n- [Celebrity](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/celebrity)\n- [Buzz Chat](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/buzzchat)\n- [Arcade](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/arcade)\n- [Quizzes](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/quizzes)\n- [Shopping](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/shopping)\n- [Arcade](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/arcade)\n- [Celebrity](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/celebrity)\n- [Trending News](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/in-the-news)\n- [Buzz Chat](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/buzzchat)\n\nBrowse links\n\n[Newsletters The best of the internet, delivered straight to your inbox\\!](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/newsletters?origin=nav)\n\nPop Culture\n\n- [TV & Movies](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tvandmovies)\n- 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philosophy and likes the color green.\n\n- [twitter](http:\/\/twitter.com\/loganz)\n- [Website](http:\/\/yasrsly.com\/)\n\n[120points](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/annakopsky\/internet-points-2019 \"A Guide To Internet Points\")\n\njoined\n\nOct 2010\n\ntrophies\n\n2\n\nposts\n\n81\n\ncomments\n\n0\n\n## trophies\n[See all trophies](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies)\n\n- [![A teddy bear taking a selfie](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/undHWqhe.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-7)\n- [![A wooden post sticking out of the grass](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/Iq453amA.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-8)\n- [![A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/LzBsHKvM.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-9)\n- [![A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/_NKu4YA4.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-19)\n- [![Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/BItArvVX.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-17)\n- [![Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/grIIMvbl-.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-51)\n- [![The number one hundred thousand under a small green monster](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/EOnMvW2I.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-10)\n- [![The number two hundred and fifty thousand under an alien](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/2T34Ezzc.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-11)\n- [![The number five hundred thousand amongst a forest of eyeballs](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/HxJJlDnf.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-12)\n- [![The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/syK_SjtDS.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-13)\n- [![A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/zbtx5nO43.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-50)\n- [![Butterflies flying around a pair of lips](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/IUeT3cmqa.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-52)\n- [![A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/S2M3KO9vg.png?output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-69)\n- [![Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/_EH8_pFcT.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-53)\n- [![The golden snitch flying through the air](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/EzANGvwAk.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-54)\n- [![A green slime splatter](https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1\/_oX4Az1T_.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/trophies#trophy-56)\n- [![K-pop 'finger 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Community](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/community\/about) is a hub for BuzzFeeders to create awesome quizzes and posts that people love. Make your own, or [browse what other people are making.](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/community)\n\n[Make your own post\\!](https:\/\/community.buzzfeed.com\/)\n\n## Pinned Quiz Results\n📌 philosoraptor hasn't pinned any quiz results.\n\n## Published Posts\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [Food Facts \\[Infographic\\]](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/food-facts-infographic-22r0)\n  PORK = EVERYTHING\n  \n  Dec 2, 2010, 2:43 AM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [Life Hacks](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/yasrsly\/life-hacks-1zl1)\n  Tips to make your life a little bit easier.\n  \n  Dec 1, 2010, 4:10 PM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [Meowstache](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/meowstache-22r0)\n  Cute Kitten\n  \n  Dec 1, 2010, 12:10 AM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [My Husbands Iphone Automatically Sends Raunchy Pics to Women](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/my-husbands-iphone-automatically-sends-raunchy-pic-22r0)\n  Please, someone fix this glitch before it is spread out of control.\n  \n  Nov 30, 2010, 5:52 PM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [Differences Between Starcraft and Pro Football](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/differences-between-starcraft-and-pro-football-22r0)\n  Differences between Starcraft and Pro Football\n  \n  Nov 30, 2010, 5:10 PM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [Snoutlet](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/snoutlet-22r0)\n  Oink Oink\n  \n  Nov 30, 2010, 4:39 PM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [TSA Missed Connection](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/tsa-missed-connection-22r0)\n  Awwww. I hope they find each other\\!\n  \n  Nov 29, 2010, 4:53 PM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [I Lost My Leg In Nom](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/i-lost-my-leg-in-nom-22r0)\n  Thanksgiving brings peace and joy\n  \n  Nov 24, 2010, 4:50 AM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [Out of Toilet Paper](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/out-of-toilet-paper-22r0)\n  Feels Good Bro\n  \n  Nov 24, 2010, 4:47 AM\n- ![]()\n  \n  ### [A Clear Sign Winter is Cumming](https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/philosoraptor\/a-clear-sign-winter-is-cumming-22r0)\n  Lets stay safe.. use a raincoat when needed.\n  \n  Nov 24, 2010, 4:44 AM\n\nPosts**1 - 10** of 81\n\n## Recent Comments\n😶 No recent comments found.","attrs_readable_markdown":null,"meta_canonical":null}

3. Robots.txt Check

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4. Spam/Ban Check

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5. Seen Status Check

ℹ️ Skipped - page is already crawled

🚫

NOT INDEXABLE

✅

CRAWLED

8 months ago

🤖

ROBOTS ALLOWED

Page Info Filters

Filter	Status	Condition	Details
HTTP status	PASS	`download_http_code = 200`	HTTP 200
Age cutoff	FAIL	`download_stamp > now() - 6 MONTH`	8.3 months ago
History drop	PASS	`isNull(history_drop_reason)`	No drop reason
Spam/ban	PASS	`fh_dont_index != 1 AND ml_spam_score = 0`	ml_spam_score=0
Canonical	PASS	`meta_canonical IS NULL OR = '' OR = src_unparsed`	Not set

Page Details

Property	Value
URL	https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor
Last Crawled	2025-08-06 12:35:27 (8 months ago)
First Indexed	not set
HTTP Status Code	200
Meta Title	philosoraptor on BuzzFeed
Meta Description	philosoraptor (philosoraptor) on BuzzFeed
Meta Canonical	null
Boilerpipe Text	Life Hacks Tips to make your life a little bit easier. Dec 1, 2010, 4:10 PM
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[Website](http://yasrsly.com/) [120points](https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/internet-points-2019 "A Guide To Internet Points") joined Oct 2010 trophies 2 posts 81 comments 0 ## trophies [See all trophies](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies) - [![A teddy bear taking a selfie](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/undHWqhe.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies#trophy-7) - [![A wooden post sticking out of the grass](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/Iq453amA.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies#trophy-8) - [![A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/LzBsHKvM.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies#trophy-9) - [![A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/_NKu4YA4.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies#trophy-19) - 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[![Funky disco dancer](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/K9K7hNYcV.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies#trophy-67) - [![A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/cS7kElnl.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies#trophy-24) - [![Two slimy tentacles touching and forming a heart shape](https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/2BuBFQRi.png?resize=100:100&output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/trophies#trophy-25) [BuzzFeed Community](https://www.buzzfeed.com/community/about) is a hub for BuzzFeeders to create awesome quizzes and posts that people love. Make your own, or [browse what other people are making.](https://www.buzzfeed.com/community) [Make your own post\!](https://community.buzzfeed.com/) ## Pinned Quiz Results 📌 philosoraptor hasn't pinned any quiz results. ## Published Posts - ![]() ### [Food Facts \[Infographic\]](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/food-facts-infographic-22r0) PORK = EVERYTHING Dec 2, 2010, 2:43 AM - ![]() ### [Life Hacks](https://www.buzzfeed.com/yasrsly/life-hacks-1zl1) Tips to make your life a little bit easier. Dec 1, 2010, 4:10 PM - ![]() ### [Meowstache](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/meowstache-22r0) Cute Kitten Dec 1, 2010, 12:10 AM - ![]() ### [My Husbands Iphone Automatically Sends Raunchy Pics to Women](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/my-husbands-iphone-automatically-sends-raunchy-pic-22r0) Please, someone fix this glitch before it is spread out of control. Nov 30, 2010, 5:52 PM - ![]() ### [Differences Between Starcraft and Pro Football](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/differences-between-starcraft-and-pro-football-22r0) Differences between Starcraft and Pro Football Nov 30, 2010, 5:10 PM - ![]() ### [Snoutlet](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/snoutlet-22r0) Oink Oink Nov 30, 2010, 4:39 PM - ![]() ### [TSA Missed Connection](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/tsa-missed-connection-22r0) Awwww. I hope they find each other\! Nov 29, 2010, 4:53 PM - ![]() ### [I Lost My Leg In Nom](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/i-lost-my-leg-in-nom-22r0) Thanksgiving brings peace and joy Nov 24, 2010, 4:50 AM - ![]() ### [Out of Toilet Paper](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/out-of-toilet-paper-22r0) Feels Good Bro Nov 24, 2010, 4:47 AM - ![]() ### [A Clear Sign Winter is Cumming](https://www.buzzfeed.com/philosoraptor/a-clear-sign-winter-is-cumming-22r0) Lets stay safe.. use a raincoat when needed. 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