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curl -X POST \
  'http://laksa088.int.ahrefs:8124/' \
  -H 'Content-Type: text/plain' \
  -H 'X-ClickHouse-Database: crawler3' \
  -H 'Authorization: Basic YXBpOg==' \
  -d 'SELECT getAhrefsURLFromUnparsed(src_unparsed) AS found_url, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(download_stamp), 0) AS crawl_time, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(props_url_first_seen), 0) AS first_indexed_time, download_http_code AS http_code, src_unparsed AS src_unparsed, src_root_hash AS src_root_hash, history_drop_reason AS history_drop_reason, meta_title AS meta_title, meta_descriptions AS meta_descriptions, attrs_boilerpipe_text AS attrs_boilerpipe_text, attrs_markdown AS attrs_markdown, attrs_readable_markdown AS attrs_readable_markdown, meta_canonical AS meta_canonical FROM crawler3.page_info_local FINAL PREWHERE (src_root_hash, src_unparsed) IN ((getAhrefsRootHashFromUnparsed(getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/best-chuck-norris-memes-jokes-in-honor-of-icons-death.html\')), getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/best-chuck-norris-memes-jokes-in-honor-of-icons-death.html\'))) FORMAT JSONEachRow'

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(AP Photo\/Larry Papke)\nAP\nChuck Norris’ death\non Thursday at the age of 86 resulted in an\noutpouring of remembrance\nof the martial arts grandmaster and TV and movie action star.\nHis numerous roles in projects like “Walker, Texas Ranger” and others only heightened the iconic tough guy.\nAway from his acting roles, though, a cult following had started around the time of “Dodgeball.”\nThe al.com logo\nA subscription is required to read this story.\nSubscribe now to continue.\n“Chuck Norris Facts” went viral with crazy and fun statements like, “Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun — and won,” and, “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.”\nNorris actually embraced the ridiculousness of the what became a meme craze. He published “The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book,” which combined his favorites with supposedly true stories and the codes he aimed to live by.\n“To some who know little of my martial arts or film careers but perhaps grew up with ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ it seems that I have become a somewhat mythical superhero icon,” Norris wrote in the forward to the “Fact Book.” “I am flattered and humbled.”\nThe intentionally outlandish statements featured in the 2008 Republican presidential primary, when Norris endorsed Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and shot an ad playing on the “Chuck Norris facts.”\n“Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be,” Huckabee said in the campaign ad.\nWith that said, it appears only appropriate that we share some of the best Chuck Norris memes, jokes and more.\nRIP, Chuck!\nPer\nParade\n:\nThe flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.\nTime waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.\nWhen God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”\nChuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\nChuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\nChuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.\nChuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.\nIf you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.\nChuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.\nChuck Norris can speak Braille.\nOnce a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.\nChuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.\nThe dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.\nRECOMMENDED\nMark Heim is a senior writer who provides sports, news and trending content. He co-hosts a daily sports radio show on WNSP-FM 105.5 in Mobile. Heim has been recognized with awards for his writing, headlines and...","attrs_markdown":"[Skip to Article](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/best-chuck-norris-memes-jokes-in-honor-of-icons-death.html#main)\n\nSet weather\n\nBack To Main Menu\n\nClose\n\nSet Weather Location\n\nEnter zip code or city and state\n\nSubscribe\n\nSign in\n\n- [Sign in](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/best-chuck-norris-memes-jokes-in-honor-of-icons-death.html)\n- [Create account](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/best-chuck-norris-memes-jokes-in-honor-of-icons-death.html)\n- [Newsletters](http:\/\/subscription.al.com\/newsletters\/)\n- [Custom Alerts](https:\/\/www.al.com\/customalerts\/)\n- [Newspapers.com Archive](https:\/\/archives.al.com\/?utm_campaign=menuList&utm_source=web)\n- [Help\/FAQ](https:\/\/www.al.com\/digitalsubscription\/faq\/)\n\nClose\n\n1. [Alabama Life & Culture](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/ \"Navigate to Alabama Life & Culture\")\n# Best Chuck Norris memes, jokes in honor of icon’s death\n- Updated: Mar. 20, 2026, 4:09 p.m.\n- \\|\n  Published: Mar. 20, 2026, 11:53 a.m.\n\n![Chuck Norris](https:\/\/www.al.com\/resizer\/v2\/FTKGLNAO7NBXDPVN3MG3V6BVRY.jpg?auth=a1832e069451e7e0d502dfaf58f3bc9ad532a45521d63c41aed9cbc6eac9ac5a&width=1280&smart=true&quality=90)\n\nChuck Norris speaks to reporters during a media availability before the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas, Sunday, Nov. 6, 2016. Norris will take part in pre-race introductions. (AP Photo\/Larry Papke)AP\n\nBy\n\n- [Mark Heim \\| mheim@al.com](https:\/\/www.al.com\/staff\/mheim\/ \"Mark Heim at mheim@al.com\")\n\n[Chuck Norris’ death](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html \"https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html\") on Thursday at the age of 86 resulted in an [outpouring of remembrance](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html \"https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html\") of the martial arts grandmaster and TV and movie action star.\n\nHis numerous roles in projects like “Walker, Texas Ranger” and others only heightened the iconic tough guy.\n\nAway from his acting roles, though, a cult following had started around the time of “Dodgeball.”\n\nA subscription is required to read this story.  \n[Subscribe now to continue.](https:\/\/www.al.com\/subscribe)\n\n“Chuck Norris Facts” went viral with crazy and fun statements like, “Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun — and won,” and, “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.”\n\nNorris actually embraced the ridiculousness of the what became a meme craze. He published “The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book,” which combined his favorites with supposedly true stories and the codes he aimed to live by.\n\n“To some who know little of my martial arts or film careers but perhaps grew up with ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ it seems that I have become a somewhat mythical superhero icon,” Norris wrote in the forward to the “Fact Book.” “I am flattered and humbled.”\n\nThe intentionally outlandish statements featured in the 2008 Republican presidential primary, when Norris endorsed Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and shot an ad playing on the “Chuck Norris facts.”\n\n“Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be,” Huckabee said in the campaign ad.\n\nWith that said, it appears only appropriate that we share some of the best Chuck Norris memes, jokes and more.\n\nRIP, Chuck\\!\n\nPer [Parade](https:\/\/parade.com\/968666\/parade\/chuck-norris-jokes\/ \"https:\/\/parade.com\/968666\/parade\/chuck-norris-jokes\/\"):\n\n- The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.\n- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.\n- When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”\n- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\n- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.\n- Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.\n- If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.\n- Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.\n- Chuck Norris can speak Braille.\n- Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.\n- Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.\n- The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DWHBitbjVbM\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_ovynQsdVE\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DI22c62IQIT\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bjm9vlOnTyF\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DMjLnaBILQL\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/B9oqd2aBrdX\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BEycpg0w-mu\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/B1OqGqqBPW8\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/B93HuyyJK5t\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/C7Px6lnpx3D\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/C9fJNq4qryH\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/C-itRWpSECU\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\nRECOMMENDED\n\n[See inside gorgeous historic mansion in Alabama that’s on the market for \\$1.35MApr. 5, 2026, 3:54 p.m.](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/04\/see-inside-gorgeous-historic-mansion-in-alabama-thats-on-the-market-for-135m.html)\n\n[Beloved, no-frills burger joint named best in AlabamaApr. 5, 2026, 10:01 p.m.](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/04\/beloved-no-frills-burger-joint-named-best-in-alabama.html)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DRcgUYXFYpR\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/C7BNxqYofKD\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n> [View this post on Instagram](https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/B20N67OhmkB\/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading)\n\n[![Mark Heim headshot](https:\/\/www.al.com\/resizer\/v2\/https%3A%2F%2Fauthor-service-images-prod-us-east-1.publishing.aws.arc.pub%2Fadvancelocal%2Fddfe9b49-1ffc-45da-9527-33afa1b15ea4.png?auth=070f2f5058f3ecc19140c303b437cc31119b4f69fbdc36cf6875c69885774aba&width=180&smart=true&quality=90)](https:\/\/www.al.com\/staff\/mheim\/)\n\n[Mark Heim](https:\/\/www.al.com\/staff\/mheim\/)\n\nMark Heim is a senior writer who provides sports, news and trending content. 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[Alabama Life & Culture](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/ \"Navigate to Alabama Life & Culture\")\n\n- Updated: Mar. 20, 2026, 4:09 p.m.\n- Published: Mar. 20, 2026, 11:53 a.m.\n\n![Chuck Norris](https:\/\/www.al.com\/resizer\/v2\/FTKGLNAO7NBXDPVN3MG3V6BVRY.jpg?auth=a1832e069451e7e0d502dfaf58f3bc9ad532a45521d63c41aed9cbc6eac9ac5a&width=1280&smart=true&quality=90)\n\nChuck Norris speaks to reporters during a media availability before the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas, Sunday, Nov. 6, 2016. Norris will take part in pre-race introductions. (AP Photo\/Larry Papke)AP\n\n[Chuck Norris’ death](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html \"https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html\") on Thursday at the age of 86 resulted in an [outpouring of remembrance](https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html \"https:\/\/www.al.com\/life\/2026\/03\/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html\") of the martial arts grandmaster and TV and movie action star.\n\nHis numerous roles in projects like “Walker, Texas Ranger” and others only heightened the iconic tough guy.\n\nAway from his acting roles, though, a cult following had started around the time of “Dodgeball.”\n\nA subscription is required to read this story.  \n[Subscribe now to continue.](https:\/\/www.al.com\/subscribe)\n\n“Chuck Norris Facts” went viral with crazy and fun statements like, “Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun — and won,” and, “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.”\n\nNorris actually embraced the ridiculousness of the what became a meme craze. He published “The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book,” which combined his favorites with supposedly true stories and the codes he aimed to live by.\n\n“To some who know little of my martial arts or film careers but perhaps grew up with ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ it seems that I have become a somewhat mythical superhero icon,” Norris wrote in the forward to the “Fact Book.” “I am flattered and humbled.”\n\nThe intentionally outlandish statements featured in the 2008 Republican presidential primary, when Norris endorsed Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and shot an ad playing on the “Chuck Norris facts.”\n\n“Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be,” Huckabee said in the campaign ad.\n\nWith that said, it appears only appropriate that we share some of the best Chuck Norris memes, jokes and more.\n\nRIP, Chuck\\!\n\nPer [Parade](https:\/\/parade.com\/968666\/parade\/chuck-norris-jokes\/ \"https:\/\/parade.com\/968666\/parade\/chuck-norris-jokes\/\"):\n\n- The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.\n- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.\n- When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”\n- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\n- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.\n- Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.\n- If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.\n- Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.\n- Chuck Norris can speak Braille.\n- Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.\n- Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.\n- The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.\n\nRECOMMENDED\n\nMark Heim is a senior writer who provides sports, news and trending content. He co-hosts a daily sports radio show on WNSP-FM 105.5 in Mobile. Heim has been recognized with awards for his writing, headlines and...","meta_canonical":null}

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Boilerpipe Text	Alabama Life & Culture Updated: Mar. 20, 2026, 4:09 p.m. Published: Mar. 20, 2026, 11:53 a.m. Chuck Norris speaks to reporters during a media availability before the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas, Sunday, Nov. 6, 2016. Norris will take part in pre-race introductions. (AP Photo/Larry Papke) AP Chuck Norris’ death on Thursday at the age of 86 resulted in an outpouring of remembrance of the martial arts grandmaster and TV and movie action star. His numerous roles in projects like “Walker, Texas Ranger” and others only heightened the iconic tough guy. Away from his acting roles, though, a cult following had started around the time of “Dodgeball.” The al.com logo A subscription is required to read this story. Subscribe now to continue. “Chuck Norris Facts” went viral with crazy and fun statements like, “Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun — and won,” and, “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.” Norris actually embraced the ridiculousness of the what became a meme craze. He published “The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book,” which combined his favorites with supposedly true stories and the codes he aimed to live by. “To some who know little of my martial arts or film careers but perhaps grew up with ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ it seems that I have become a somewhat mythical superhero icon,” Norris wrote in the forward to the “Fact Book.” “I am flattered and humbled.” The intentionally outlandish statements featured in the 2008 Republican presidential primary, when Norris endorsed Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and shot an ad playing on the “Chuck Norris facts.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be,” Huckabee said in the campaign ad. With that said, it appears only appropriate that we share some of the best Chuck Norris memes, jokes and more. RIP, Chuck! Per Parade : The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.” Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. RECOMMENDED Mark Heim is a senior writer who provides sports, news and trending content. He co-hosts a daily sports radio show on WNSP-FM 105.5 in Mobile. Heim has been recognized with awards for his writing, headlines and...
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[Alabama Life & Culture](https://www.al.com/life/ "Navigate to Alabama Life & Culture") # Best Chuck Norris memes, jokes in honor of icon’s death - Updated: Mar. 20, 2026, 4:09 p.m. - \\| Published: Mar. 20, 2026, 11:53 a.m. ![Chuck Norris](https://www.al.com/resizer/v2/FTKGLNAO7NBXDPVN3MG3V6BVRY.jpg?auth=a1832e069451e7e0d502dfaf58f3bc9ad532a45521d63c41aed9cbc6eac9ac5a&width=1280&smart=true&quality=90) Chuck Norris speaks to reporters during a media availability before the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas, Sunday, Nov. 6, 2016. Norris will take part in pre-race introductions. (AP Photo/Larry Papke)AP By - [Mark Heim \\| mheim@al.com](https://www.al.com/staff/mheim/ "Mark Heim at mheim@al.com") [Chuck Norris’ death](https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html "https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html") on Thursday at the age of 86 resulted in an [outpouring of remembrance](https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html "https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html") of the martial arts grandmaster and TV and movie action star. His numerous roles in projects like “Walker, Texas Ranger” and others only heightened the iconic tough guy. Away from his acting roles, though, a cult following had started around the time of “Dodgeball.” A subscription is required to read this story. [Subscribe now to continue.](https://www.al.com/subscribe) “Chuck Norris Facts” went viral with crazy and fun statements like, “Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun — and won,” and, “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.” Norris actually embraced the ridiculousness of the what became a meme craze. He published “The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book,” which combined his favorites with supposedly true stories and the codes he aimed to live by. “To some who know little of my martial arts or film careers but perhaps grew up with ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ it seems that I have become a somewhat mythical superhero icon,” Norris wrote in the forward to the “Fact Book.” “I am flattered and humbled.” The intentionally outlandish statements featured in the 2008 Republican presidential primary, when Norris endorsed Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and shot an ad playing on the “Chuck Norris facts.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be,” Huckabee said in the campaign ad. With that said, it appears only appropriate that we share some of the best Chuck Norris memes, jokes and more. RIP, Chuck\! Per [Parade](https://parade.com/968666/parade/chuck-norris-jokes/ "https://parade.com/968666/parade/chuck-norris-jokes/"): - The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. - Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. - When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.” - Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. - Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. - If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. - Chuck Norris can speak Braille. - Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. 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Readable Markdown	1. [Alabama Life & Culture](https://www.al.com/life/ "Navigate to Alabama Life & Culture") - Updated: Mar. 20, 2026, 4:09 p.m. - Published: Mar. 20, 2026, 11:53 a.m. ![Chuck Norris](https://www.al.com/resizer/v2/FTKGLNAO7NBXDPVN3MG3V6BVRY.jpg?auth=a1832e069451e7e0d502dfaf58f3bc9ad532a45521d63c41aed9cbc6eac9ac5a&width=1280&smart=true&quality=90) Chuck Norris speaks to reporters during a media availability before the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas, Sunday, Nov. 6, 2016. Norris will take part in pre-race introductions. (AP Photo/Larry Papke)AP [Chuck Norris’ death](https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html "https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-hospitalized-in-hawaii-for-medical-emergency-what-we-know.html") on Thursday at the age of 86 resulted in an [outpouring of remembrance](https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html "https://www.al.com/life/2026/03/chuck-norris-dead-at-86-sylvester-stallone-dolph-lundren-others-react-to-news.html") of the martial arts grandmaster and TV and movie action star. His numerous roles in projects like “Walker, Texas Ranger” and others only heightened the iconic tough guy. Away from his acting roles, though, a cult following had started around the time of “Dodgeball.” A subscription is required to read this story. [Subscribe now to continue.](https://www.al.com/subscribe) “Chuck Norris Facts” went viral with crazy and fun statements like, “Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun — and won,” and, “They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.” Norris actually embraced the ridiculousness of the what became a meme craze. He published “The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book,” which combined his favorites with supposedly true stories and the codes he aimed to live by. “To some who know little of my martial arts or film careers but perhaps grew up with ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ it seems that I have become a somewhat mythical superhero icon,” Norris wrote in the forward to the “Fact Book.” “I am flattered and humbled.” The intentionally outlandish statements featured in the 2008 Republican presidential primary, when Norris endorsed Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and shot an ad playing on the “Chuck Norris facts.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be,” Huckabee said in the campaign ad. With that said, it appears only appropriate that we share some of the best Chuck Norris memes, jokes and more. RIP, Chuck\! Per [Parade](https://parade.com/968666/parade/chuck-norris-jokes/ "https://parade.com/968666/parade/chuck-norris-jokes/"): - The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. - Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. - When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.” - Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. - Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. - If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. - Chuck Norris can speak Braille. - Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. - Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. - The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. RECOMMENDED Mark Heim is a senior writer who provides sports, news and trending content. He co-hosts a daily sports radio show on WNSP-FM 105.5 in Mobile. Heim has been recognized with awards for his writing, headlines and...
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