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Calculated Shard: 134 (from laksa187)

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curl -X POST \
  'http://laksa134.int.ahrefs:8124/' \
  -H 'Content-Type: text/plain' \
  -H 'X-ClickHouse-Database: crawler3' \
  -H 'Authorization: Basic YXBpOg==' \
  -d 'SELECT getAhrefsURLFromUnparsed(src_unparsed) AS found_url, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(download_stamp), 0) AS crawl_time, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(props_url_first_seen), 0) AS first_indexed_time, download_http_code AS http_code, src_unparsed AS src_unparsed, src_root_hash AS src_root_hash, history_drop_reason AS history_drop_reason, meta_title AS meta_title, meta_descriptions AS meta_descriptions, attrs_boilerpipe_text AS attrs_boilerpipe_text, attrs_markdown AS attrs_markdown, attrs_readable_markdown AS attrs_readable_markdown, meta_canonical AS meta_canonical FROM crawler3.page_info_local FINAL PREWHERE (src_root_hash, src_unparsed) IN ((getAhrefsRootHashFromUnparsed(getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://invisionmag.com/memes/\')), getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://invisionmag.com/memes/\'))) FORMAT JSONEachRow'

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Totally something Brad would say.\nThere’s nothing quite like a well-played 1 … 2 joke.\n(Don’t you worry. We’ve got more on the way!)\nSee? We told you we’d have more! But, seriously. Which 1-2 meme do you like better? The first one or the second?\nOh, no. This sounds like my mom. Did she get to the part about my report card in ninth grade? How embarrassing.\n(Though she did want me to pass along that her gout flare up receded.)\n“The other left.”\nHa!\nClassic stuff.\nWho said you don’t have a good bedside manner?\nSide question here: Do you think dogs ever get tired of dog jokes?\nEver see the Futurama episode where Fry asks Leela about her eye? Here’s the scene:\nFry: Can I ask you a question?\nLeela: As long as it’s not about me eye.\nFry: Uh…\nLeela: Is it about my eye?\nFry: Sort of.\nLeela: [sighs] Just ask the question.\nFry: What’s with the eye?\nJust another day in the life of an optometrist.\nAlso a day in the life of an optometrist.\nDude. 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[Subscribe to INVISION Magazine for FREE](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/get-your-free-subscription-to-invision\/)\n  - [Sign Up for Daily Bulletin](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.dragonforms.com\/IV_nl)\n  - [Join our expert Brain Squad](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/brainsquad)\n- [INFORMER](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/informer\/)\n- [Advertise](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/landing-page-invision\/)\n  - [Advertise in INVISION](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/landing-page-invision\/)\n  - [Download Our Media Kit](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/ivmediaguide)\n  - [INVISION Reader Raves](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/raves\/invision-raves\/)\n  - [Contact INVISION](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/the-team\/)\n  - [SmartWork Media](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/)\n- [Jobs](https:\/\/jobs.invisionmag.com\/)\n\nThe tiniest puff, the biggest drama.\n\nWho knew eye exams were anti-aging?\n\nForget zombies… it’s astigmatism that’ll take me out.\n\nPrepare to be clobbered by a life story.\n\nWe love them anyway, though.\n\nIt’s nice to know you’re not alone, isn’t it?\n\nPeople come in for various reasons. This is among the more interesting ones.\n\nGood ol’ Maury. Always there to set the record straight.\n\nThe advancements in the optical industry simply are amazing.\n\nBut… you said! Oh, never mind.\n\nToo soon?\n\nKnow who this sounds like? Brad. Totally something Brad would say.\n\nThere’s nothing quite like a well-played 1 … 2 joke.\n\n(Don’t you worry. We’ve got more on the way!)\n\nSee? We told you we’d have more! But, seriously. Which 1-2 meme do you like better? The first one or the second?\n\nOh, no. This sounds like my mom. Did she get to the part about my report card in ninth grade? How embarrassing.\n\n(Though she did want me to pass along that her gout flare up receded.)\n\n“The other left.”\n\nHa\\!\n\nClassic stuff.\n\nWho said you don’t have a good bedside manner?\n\nSide question here: Do you think dogs ever get tired of dog jokes?\n\nEver see the Futurama episode where Fry asks Leela about her eye? Here’s the scene:\n\nFry: Can I ask you a question?\n\nLeela: As long as it’s not about me eye.\n\nFry: Uh…\n\nLeela: Is it about my eye?\n\nFry: Sort of.\n\nLeela: \\[sighs\\] Just ask the question.\n\nFry: What’s with the eye?\n\nJust another day in the life of an optometrist.\n\nAlso a day in the life of an optometrist.\n\nDude. There’s someone in your eye.\n\nHA\\!\n\nMakes us chuckle every time.\n\nWhy you got into the optometry field.\n\nWe know it.\n\nYou know it.\n\nYou know we know it.\n\nWe know you know we know it.\n\nIt’s cool.\n\nYeah, those online pictures and descriptions get us every time, too\\!\n\nDepending on your style of humor, this is either one of the best jokes ever … or one of the worst.\n\nA handy guide to putting on eyewear. Which one are you?\n\nOne of childhood’s lesser-known eye hazards is the overly “springy” pop-up book.\n\nSounds like a case for EnChroma.\n\nRue McLanahan is right. If you do this, you will immediately wish you were dead.\n\nOlder customers are often an eyecare pro’s most eager — sometimes *overly* eager — client category.\n\nIf you enjoyed this meme, you probably enjoy really corny jokes.\n\nHere’s another:\n\n**Q.** What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?  \n **A.** Douthinkhesaraus\n\nThose “1 or 2?” jokes never get old.\n\nGood advice, with an attached object lesson, for any businesses that cut their own lenses.\n\nA little Lasik humor.\n\nYou’ve experienced that patient who had extremely high expectations of their post-Lasik vision, haven’t you?\n\nIsn’t it just like this when you see that person who always wears glasses *without* glasses?\n\nAnthromorphizing a willful contact lens is always good for a laugh.\n\nSoooo true.\n\nThis is even more ingenious than some of the creations in our [MacGyver frame gallery](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/macgyver-eyewear-fixes\/).\n\nUse this meme as an aid to help sell those AR treatments.\n\nYeah, what is it with friends and that “How many fingers am I holding up?” test?\n\nChildren’s eyewear on a grown-up’s face? Always good for a laugh.\n\nWhen a customer goes a little bit overboard with their sunglass choice, it looks sorta like this.\n\nYou don’t want to seem desperate, but you *really* want your glasses back.\n\nWhy not post on your social media? They’re posting bad stuff about your business model on theirs.\n\nPink eye is the gift that just keeps on giving.\n\nClients are so particular with their brand-new glasses. And not so particular with those same glasses a week later.\n\nDon’t you hate this, non-doctors?\n\nHeh-heh. (Post on your social media for a chuckle.)\n\nNothing signals the end of one’s day like the removal of one’s contact lenses.\n\nThese jokes keep getting cornea and cornea\\!\n\n… And cornea\\!\n\nFor people with poor vision, life on the other side is hard to imagine.\n\nPost on your social media to see how your clients adjust their eyewear.\n\n![55 Eyecare Memes Sure to Make You Laugh](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/g1.jpg)\n\n1 \\| 55\n\n![55 Eyecare Memes Sure to Make You Laugh](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1-3-150x150.jpg)\n\nPrevious [11 Images That Show Why Sights & Shades in Canandaigua, NY Was Named One of America’s Finest Optical Retailers](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/11-images-that-show-why-sights-shades-in-canandaigua-ny-was-named-one-of-americas-finest-optical-retailers\/)\n\n![55 Eyecare Memes Sure to Make You Laugh](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/1-Ribbon-Cutting-150x150.jpg)\n\nUp Next [End of a VEE Era](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/end-of-a-vee-era\/)\n\n[Photo Gallery](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/news\/photo-gallery\/)\n\n# 55 Eyecare Memes Sure to Make You Laugh\nThe tiniest puff, the biggest drama.\n\nAdvertisement\n\n[![INVISIONMAG.COM](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/invision-logo-1x.png)](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/)\n\n- [NEWS](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/news\/)\n- [INVISION+](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/invision-plus\/)\n- [EDUCATION](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/online-only\/education\/)\n- [SUBSCRIBE](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.dragonforms.com\/IVnew?PK=WFTR)\n- [ADVERTISE](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/landing-page-invision\/)\n- [INFORMER](https:\/\/invisionmag.com\/informer\/)\n\nCopyright © 2026 INVISION Magazine. All Right Reserved. [Privacy Policy](https:\/\/smartworkmedia.com\/privacy-policy\/).\n\n![](https:\/\/app1.mirabelanalytics.com\/lnktrk.php?idsite=626)","attrs_readable_markdown":"The tiniest puff, the biggest drama.\n\nWho knew eye exams were anti-aging?\n\nForget zombies… it’s astigmatism that’ll take me out.\n\nPrepare to be clobbered by a life story.\n\nWe love them anyway, though.\n\nIt’s nice to know you’re not alone, isn’t it?\n\nPeople come in for various reasons. This is among the more interesting ones.\n\nGood ol’ Maury. Always there to set the record straight.\n\nThe advancements in the optical industry simply are amazing.\n\nBut… you said! Oh, never mind.\n\nToo soon?\n\nKnow who this sounds like? Brad. Totally something Brad would say.\n\nThere’s nothing quite like a well-played 1 … 2 joke.\n\n(Don’t you worry. We’ve got more on the way!)\n\nSee? We told you we’d have more! But, seriously. Which 1-2 meme do you like better? The first one or the second?\n\nOh, no. This sounds like my mom. Did she get to the part about my report card in ninth grade? How embarrassing.\n\n(Though she did want me to pass along that her gout flare up receded.)\n\n“The other left.”\n\nHa\\!\n\nClassic stuff.\n\nWho said you don’t have a good bedside manner?\n\nSide question here: Do you think dogs ever get tired of dog jokes?\n\nEver see the Futurama episode where Fry asks Leela about her eye? Here’s the scene:\n\nFry: Can I ask you a question?\n\nLeela: As long as it’s not about me eye.\n\nFry: Uh…\n\nLeela: Is it about my eye?\n\nFry: Sort of.\n\nLeela: \\[sighs\\] Just ask the question.\n\nFry: What’s with the eye?\n\nJust another day in the life of an optometrist.\n\nAlso a day in the life of an optometrist.\n\nDude. There’s someone in your eye.\n\nHA\\!\n\nMakes us chuckle every time.\n\nWhy you got into the optometry field.\n\nWe know it.\n\nYou know it.\n\nYou know we know it.\n\nWe know you know we know it.\n\nIt’s cool.\n\nYeah, those online pictures and descriptions get us every time, too\\!\n\nDepending on your style of humor, this is either one of the best jokes ever … or one of the worst.\n\nA handy guide to putting on eyewear. Which one are you?\n\nOne of childhood’s lesser-known eye hazards is the overly “springy” pop-up book.\n\nSounds like a case for EnChroma.\n\nRue McLanahan is right. If you do this, you will immediately wish you were dead.\n\nOlder customers are often an eyecare pro’s most eager — sometimes *overly* eager — client category.\n\nIf you enjoyed this meme, you probably enjoy really corny jokes.\n\nHere’s another:\n\n**Q.** What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?  \n **A.** Douthinkhesaraus\n\nThose “1 or 2?” jokes never get old.\n\nGood advice, with an attached object lesson, for any businesses that cut their own lenses.\n\nA little Lasik humor.\n\nYou’ve experienced that patient who had extremely high expectations of their post-Lasik vision, haven’t you?\n\nIsn’t it just like this when you see that person who always wears glasses *without* glasses?\n\nAnthromorphizing a willful contact lens is always good for a laugh.\n\nSoooo true.\n\nUse this meme as an aid to help sell those AR treatments.\n\nYeah, what is it with friends and that “How many fingers am I holding up?” test?\n\nChildren’s eyewear on a grown-up’s face? Always good for a laugh.\n\nWhen a customer goes a little bit overboard with their sunglass choice, it looks sorta like this.\n\nYou don’t want to seem desperate, but you *really* want your glasses back.\n\nWhy not post on your social media? They’re posting bad stuff about your business model on theirs.\n\nPink eye is the gift that just keeps on giving.\n\nClients are so particular with their brand-new glasses. And not so particular with those same glasses a week later.\n\nDon’t you hate this, non-doctors?\n\nHeh-heh. (Post on your social media for a chuckle.)\n\nNothing signals the end of one’s day like the removal of one’s contact lenses.\n\nThese jokes keep getting cornea and cornea\\!\n\n… And cornea\\!\n\nFor people with poor vision, life on the other side is hard to imagine.\n\nPost on your social media to see how your clients adjust their eyewear.","meta_canonical":null}

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Boilerpipe Text	The tiniest puff, the biggest drama. Who knew eye exams were anti-aging? Forget zombies… it’s astigmatism that’ll take me out. Prepare to be clobbered by a life story. We love them anyway, though. It’s nice to know you’re not alone, isn’t it? People come in for various reasons. This is among the more interesting ones. Good ol’ Maury. Always there to set the record straight. The advancements in the optical industry simply are amazing. But… you said! Oh, never mind. Too soon? Know who this sounds like? Brad. Totally something Brad would say. There’s nothing quite like a well-played 1 … 2 joke. (Don’t you worry. We’ve got more on the way!) See? We told you we’d have more! But, seriously. Which 1-2 meme do you like better? The first one or the second? Oh, no. This sounds like my mom. Did she get to the part about my report card in ninth grade? How embarrassing. (Though she did want me to pass along that her gout flare up receded.) “The other left.” Ha! Classic stuff. Who said you don’t have a good bedside manner? Side question here: Do you think dogs ever get tired of dog jokes? Ever see the Futurama episode where Fry asks Leela about her eye? Here’s the scene: Fry: Can I ask you a question? Leela: As long as it’s not about me eye. Fry: Uh… Leela: Is it about my eye? Fry: Sort of. Leela: [sighs] Just ask the question. Fry: What’s with the eye? Just another day in the life of an optometrist. Also a day in the life of an optometrist. Dude. There’s someone in your eye. HA! Makes us chuckle every time. Why you got into the optometry field. We know it. You know it. You know we know it. We know you know we know it. It’s cool. Yeah, those online pictures and descriptions get us every time, too! Depending on your style of humor, this is either one of the best jokes ever … or one of the worst. A handy guide to putting on eyewear. Which one are you? One of childhood’s lesser-known eye hazards is the overly “springy” pop-up book. Sounds like a case for EnChroma. Rue McLanahan is right. If you do this, you will immediately wish you were dead. Older customers are often an eyecare pro’s most eager — sometimes overly eager — client category. If you enjoyed this meme, you probably enjoy really corny jokes. Here’s another: Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? A. Douthinkhesaraus Those “1 or 2?” jokes never get old. Good advice, with an attached object lesson, for any businesses that cut their own lenses. A little Lasik humor. You’ve experienced that patient who had extremely high expectations of their post-Lasik vision, haven’t you? Isn’t it just like this when you see that person who always wears glasses without glasses? Anthromorphizing a willful contact lens is always good for a laugh. Soooo true. Use this meme as an aid to help sell those AR treatments. Yeah, what is it with friends and that “How many fingers am I holding up?” test? Children’s eyewear on a grown-up’s face? Always good for a laugh. When a customer goes a little bit overboard with their sunglass choice, it looks sorta like this. You don’t want to seem desperate, but you really want your glasses back. Why not post on your social media? They’re posting bad stuff about your business model on theirs. Pink eye is the gift that just keeps on giving. Clients are so particular with their brand-new glasses. And not so particular with those same glasses a week later. Don’t you hate this, non-doctors? Heh-heh. (Post on your social media for a chuckle.) Nothing signals the end of one’s day like the removal of one’s contact lenses. These jokes keep getting cornea and cornea! … And cornea! For people with poor vision, life on the other side is hard to imagine. Post on your social media to see how your clients adjust their eyewear.
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Who knew eye exams were anti-aging? Forget zombies… it’s astigmatism that’ll take me out. Prepare to be clobbered by a life story. We love them anyway, though. It’s nice to know you’re not alone, isn’t it? People come in for various reasons. This is among the more interesting ones. Good ol’ Maury. Always there to set the record straight. The advancements in the optical industry simply are amazing. But… you said! Oh, never mind. Too soon? Know who this sounds like? Brad. Totally something Brad would say. There’s nothing quite like a well-played 1 … 2 joke. (Don’t you worry. We’ve got more on the way!) See? We told you we’d have more! But, seriously. Which 1-2 meme do you like better? The first one or the second? Oh, no. This sounds like my mom. Did she get to the part about my report card in ninth grade? How embarrassing. (Though she did want me to pass along that her gout flare up receded.) “The other left.” Ha\! Classic stuff. Who said you don’t have a good bedside manner? Side question here: Do you think dogs ever get tired of dog jokes? Ever see the Futurama episode where Fry asks Leela about her eye? Here’s the scene: Fry: Can I ask you a question? Leela: As long as it’s not about me eye. Fry: Uh… Leela: Is it about my eye? Fry: Sort of. Leela: \[sighs\] Just ask the question. Fry: What’s with the eye? Just another day in the life of an optometrist. Also a day in the life of an optometrist. Dude. There’s someone in your eye. HA\! Makes us chuckle every time. Why you got into the optometry field. We know it. You know it. You know we know it. We know you know we know it. It’s cool. Yeah, those online pictures and descriptions get us every time, too\! Depending on your style of humor, this is either one of the best jokes ever … or one of the worst. A handy guide to putting on eyewear. Which one are you? One of childhood’s lesser-known eye hazards is the overly “springy” pop-up book. Sounds like a case for EnChroma. Rue McLanahan is right. If you do this, you will immediately wish you were dead. Older customers are often an eyecare pro’s most eager — sometimes overly eager — client category. If you enjoyed this meme, you probably enjoy really corny jokes. Here’s another: Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? A. Douthinkhesaraus Those “1 or 2?” jokes never get old. Good advice, with an attached object lesson, for any businesses that cut their own lenses. A little Lasik humor. You’ve experienced that patient who had extremely high expectations of their post-Lasik vision, haven’t you? Isn’t it just like this when you see that person who always wears glasses without glasses? Anthromorphizing a willful contact lens is always good for a laugh. Soooo true. This is even more ingenious than some of the creations in our [MacGyver frame gallery](https://invisionmag.com/macgyver-eyewear-fixes/). Use this meme as an aid to help sell those AR treatments. 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Readable Markdown	The tiniest puff, the biggest drama. Who knew eye exams were anti-aging? Forget zombies… it’s astigmatism that’ll take me out. Prepare to be clobbered by a life story. We love them anyway, though. It’s nice to know you’re not alone, isn’t it? People come in for various reasons. This is among the more interesting ones. Good ol’ Maury. Always there to set the record straight. The advancements in the optical industry simply are amazing. But… you said! Oh, never mind. Too soon? Know who this sounds like? Brad. Totally something Brad would say. There’s nothing quite like a well-played 1 … 2 joke. (Don’t you worry. We’ve got more on the way!) See? We told you we’d have more! But, seriously. Which 1-2 meme do you like better? The first one or the second? Oh, no. This sounds like my mom. Did she get to the part about my report card in ninth grade? How embarrassing. (Though she did want me to pass along that her gout flare up receded.) “The other left.” Ha\! Classic stuff. Who said you don’t have a good bedside manner? Side question here: Do you think dogs ever get tired of dog jokes? Ever see the Futurama episode where Fry asks Leela about her eye? Here’s the scene: Fry: Can I ask you a question? Leela: As long as it’s not about me eye. Fry: Uh… Leela: Is it about my eye? Fry: Sort of. Leela: \[sighs\] Just ask the question. Fry: What’s with the eye? Just another day in the life of an optometrist. Also a day in the life of an optometrist. Dude. There’s someone in your eye. HA\! Makes us chuckle every time. Why you got into the optometry field. We know it. You know it. You know we know it. We know you know we know it. It’s cool. Yeah, those online pictures and descriptions get us every time, too\! Depending on your style of humor, this is either one of the best jokes ever … or one of the worst. A handy guide to putting on eyewear. Which one are you? One of childhood’s lesser-known eye hazards is the overly “springy” pop-up book. Sounds like a case for EnChroma. Rue McLanahan is right. If you do this, you will immediately wish you were dead. Older customers are often an eyecare pro’s most eager — sometimes overly eager — client category. If you enjoyed this meme, you probably enjoy really corny jokes. Here’s another: Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? A. Douthinkhesaraus Those “1 or 2?” jokes never get old. Good advice, with an attached object lesson, for any businesses that cut their own lenses. A little Lasik humor. You’ve experienced that patient who had extremely high expectations of their post-Lasik vision, haven’t you? Isn’t it just like this when you see that person who always wears glasses without glasses? Anthromorphizing a willful contact lens is always good for a laugh. Soooo true. Use this meme as an aid to help sell those AR treatments. Yeah, what is it with friends and that “How many fingers am I holding up?” test? Children’s eyewear on a grown-up’s face? Always good for a laugh. When a customer goes a little bit overboard with their sunglass choice, it looks sorta like this. You don’t want to seem desperate, but you really want your glasses back. Why not post on your social media? They’re posting bad stuff about your business model on theirs. Pink eye is the gift that just keeps on giving. Clients are so particular with their brand-new glasses. And not so particular with those same glasses a week later. Don’t you hate this, non-doctors? Heh-heh. (Post on your social media for a chuckle.) Nothing signals the end of one’s day like the removal of one’s contact lenses. These jokes keep getting cornea and cornea\! … And cornea\! For people with poor vision, life on the other side is hard to imagine. Post on your social media to see how your clients adjust their eyewear.
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