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Calculated Shard: 7 (from laksa153)

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curl -X POST \
  'http://laksa007.int.ahrefs:8124/' \
  -H 'Content-Type: text/plain' \
  -H 'X-ClickHouse-Database: crawler3' \
  -H 'Authorization: Basic YXBpOg==' \
  -d 'SELECT getAhrefsURLFromUnparsed(src_unparsed) AS found_url, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(download_stamp), 0) AS crawl_time, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(props_url_first_seen), 0) AS first_indexed_time, download_http_code AS http_code, src_unparsed AS src_unparsed, src_root_hash AS src_root_hash, history_drop_reason AS history_drop_reason, meta_title AS meta_title, meta_descriptions AS meta_descriptions, attrs_boilerpipe_text AS attrs_boilerpipe_text, attrs_markdown AS attrs_markdown, attrs_readable_markdown AS attrs_readable_markdown, meta_canonical AS meta_canonical, ml_categories_json AS ml_categories_json, ml_types_json AS ml_types_json, ml_intent_types_json AS ml_intent_types_json, meta_language AS meta_language, attrs_author AS attrs_author, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(attrs_publish_time), 0) AS attrs_publish_time, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(attrs_original_publish_time), 0) AS attrs_original_publish_time, ifNull(attrs_is_republished, 0) AS attrs_is_republished, ifNull(attrs_nr_words, 0) AS attrs_nr_words, ifNull(attrs_boilerpipe_nr_words, 0) AS attrs_boilerpipe_nr_words, ifNull(body_ext_links_number, 0) AS body_ext_links_number, ifNull(body_int_links_number, 0) AS body_int_links_number, ifNull(meta_nofollow, 0) AS meta_nofollow, ifNull(meta_noarchive, 0) AS meta_noarchive, ifNull(props_was_rendered, 0) AS props_was_rendered, ifNull(src_redirect, \'\') AS src_redirect, ifNull(download_time_msec, 0) AS download_time_msec, ifNull(download_ttfb_msec, 0) AS download_ttfb_msec, ifNull(download_size, 0) AS download_size FROM crawler3.page_info_local FINAL PREWHERE (src_root_hash, src_unparsed) IN ((getAhrefsRootHashFromUnparsed(getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere\')), getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere\'))) FORMAT JSONEachRow'

Response:

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At dinner the dinner rolls were cold and hard a s a brick every night, the 24 hr snack was lousy little pieces of dry cake, dry small sandwiches and little pieces\nof pizza.  The activities you couldn't book online but got there early and North Star and Rip Fly sold out, how so? 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[Home](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/)\n2. [Cruise destinations](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destinations)\n3. Cruise to Nowhere cruises\n\n# Cruise to Nowhere Cruise Tips & Travel Guide\n[![Cruise to Nowhere Professional Photo](https:\/\/cruiseline-com.imgix.net\/reviews\/413851\/e9c105850dc047b0a5607d6a1a65dcb8.jpeg?auto=format,compress&w=98&h=68&fit=crop&crop=edges) Photo gallery photo](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\n[![Cruise to Nowhere Professional Photo](https:\/\/cruiseline-com.imgix.net\/reviews\/413851\/d5d034074723aeca5a10df25f1c8e0d3.jpeg?auto=format,compress&w=98&h=68&fit=crop&crop=edges) Photo gallery photo](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\n[![Cruise to Nowhere Professional Photo](https:\/\/cruiseline-com.imgix.net\/reviews\/413851\/9fe0e27e4fb5801d0ae25675b830bede.jpeg?auto=format,compress&w=98&h=68&fit=crop&crop=edges) Photo gallery photo](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\n[View all 196 Photos](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere#photos)\n\nClose\n\n[Share](https:\/\/facebook.com\/sharer\/sharer.php?u=https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\nCopy Link\n\nOverview\n\n- [Overview](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-editorial)\n- [Itineraries](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-itineraries)\n- [Cruise lines](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-cruise-lines)\n- [Reviews](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-reviews)\n- [Photos](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere#photos)\n- [Cruises from \\$](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\n## Cruise to Nowhere Cruise Itineraries\n### Cruise to Nowhere Cruises\n## Best cruise lines to Cruise to Nowhere\n## 235 Cruise to Nowhere Reviews\n[Write a Review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/ship\/0\/review\/new)\n\n4\\.2\n\n[Verified review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\nA nice ship but I think we'll stick with Royal Caribbean by NaplesPackerFan\n\n**Sail date:**\n\nApr 14, 2022\n\n\/\n\n**Traveled as:** Couple    \n  **Ship:** Celebrity Millennium   \/ **Destination:** Cruise to Nowhere\n\nWe had an enjoyable four days on this smaller Celebrity ship. We enjoy more activities so we will most likely be booking a larger Royal Caribbean cruise in the future\n\n[Read full review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/ship\/celebrity-millennium\/review\/537886)\n\n4 Comments\n\n4\\.8\n\n[Verified review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\nWorld-Class Pampering by nishma106\n\n**Sail date:**\n\nApr 14, 2022\n\n\/\n\n**Traveled as:** Couple    \n  **Ship:** Celebrity Millennium   \/ **Destination:** Cruise to Nowhere\n\nWe wanted to get away and RELAX! We intentionally did not plan to get off at either of the two ports, and it was a good decision because RELAX we did! The crew, amenities and food were fabulous. The live theater shows were superb, and the cruise Director was a bundle of energy and fun. Excellent cruise experience!!\\!\n\n[Read full review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/ship\/celebrity-millennium\/review\/537867)\n\n4 Comments\n\n3\\.0\n\n[Verified review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\nRJ by rsmrjoh\n\n**Sail date:**\n\nMar 04, 2016\n\n\/\n\n**Traveled as:** Family (older children)    \n  **Ship:** Anthem of the Seas   \/ **Destination:** Cruise to Nowhere\n\nSome of the employees were rude, the breakfast was a disaster had to wait quit a while for bacon and pork sausage, eggs and bacon was nasty, only one person per omelette station, no salt and pepper shakers on the table. At dinner the dinner rolls were cold and hard a s a brick every night, the 24 hr snack was lousy little pieces of dry cake, dry small sandwiches and little pieces\n\nof pizza. The activities you couldn't book online but got there early and North Star and Rip Fly sold out, how so? Next, bumper car line up problem, we were there at 2:00 pm and at 3:30 pm people were jumping in front us us and an argument ensued and no one tried to resolve the problem. Next the couch and bed in the room was hard and difficult to get a comfortable night sleep\n\n[Read full review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/ship\/anthem-of-the-seas\/review\/418550)\n\n31 Comments\n\n4\\.0\n\n[Verified review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\nNice ship, but too big by lpacheco\n\n**Sail date:**\n\nMar 04, 2016\n\n\/\n\n**Traveled as:** Family (young children)    \n  **Ship:** Anthem of the Seas   \/ **Destination:** Cruise to Nowhere\n\nBeautiful ship, attentive crew. Loved the spa and spa crew. Was disappointed with the shopping, however. Too many high end stores, and no standard souvenier or clothing shops. Not enough crew members on board either.\n\n[Read full review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/ship\/anthem-of-the-seas\/review\/418646)\n\n8 Comments\n\n5\\.0\n\n[Verified review](https:\/\/cruiseline.com\/destination\/cruise-to-nowhere)\n\nOUR CRUISE REVIEW by Cruiser759\n\n**Sail date:**\n\nMar 04, 2016\n\n\/\n\n**Traveled as:** Couple    \n  **Ship:** Anthem of the Seas   \/ **Destination:** Cruise to Nowhere\n\nWE HAD A RELAXING AND FUN CRUISE. WE LOVED THE MODERN LOOK OF THE SHIP AND THE BEAUTIFUL BALCONY STATEROOM. WE WERE VERY IMPRESSED BY THE CLEANLINESS, OUR ROOM WAS IMMACULATE! THE DINING ROOMS AND FOOD WERE DELICIOUS. WE LOVED RELAXING IN THE SOLARIUM AND THE POOL BAR HAD GREAT DRINKS. THE STAFF EVERYWHERE WERE ALWAYS FRIENDLY. 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Cruise to Nowhere cruises # Cruise to Nowhere Cruise Tips & Travel Guide [![Cruise to Nowhere Professional Photo](https://cruiseline-com.imgix.net/reviews/413851/e9c105850dc047b0a5607d6a1a65dcb8.jpeg?auto=format,compress&w=98&h=68&fit=crop&crop=edges) Photo gallery photo](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) [![Cruise to Nowhere Professional Photo](https://cruiseline-com.imgix.net/reviews/413851/d5d034074723aeca5a10df25f1c8e0d3.jpeg?auto=format,compress&w=98&h=68&fit=crop&crop=edges) Photo gallery photo](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) [![Cruise to Nowhere Professional Photo](https://cruiseline-com.imgix.net/reviews/413851/9fe0e27e4fb5801d0ae25675b830bede.jpeg?auto=format,compress&w=98&h=68&fit=crop&crop=edges) Photo gallery photo](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) [View all 196 Photos](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere#photos) Close [Share](https://facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) Copy Link Overview - [Overview](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-editorial) - [Itineraries](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-itineraries) - [Cruise lines](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-cruise-lines) - [Reviews](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere#destination-reviews) - [Photos](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere#photos) - [Cruises from \$](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) ## Cruise to Nowhere Cruise Itineraries ### Cruise to Nowhere Cruises ## Best cruise lines to Cruise to Nowhere ## 235 Cruise to Nowhere Reviews [Write a Review](https://cruiseline.com/ship/0/review/new) 4\.2 [Verified review](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) A nice ship but I think we'll stick with Royal Caribbean by NaplesPackerFan Sail date: Apr 14, 2022 / Traveled as: Couple Ship: Celebrity Millennium / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere We had an enjoyable four days on this smaller Celebrity ship. We enjoy more activities so we will most likely be booking a larger Royal Caribbean cruise in the future [Read full review](https://cruiseline.com/ship/celebrity-millennium/review/537886) 4 Comments 4\.8 [Verified review](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) World-Class Pampering by nishma106 Sail date: Apr 14, 2022 / Traveled as: Couple Ship: Celebrity Millennium / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere We wanted to get away and RELAX! We intentionally did not plan to get off at either of the two ports, and it was a good decision because RELAX we did! The crew, amenities and food were fabulous. The live theater shows were superb, and the cruise Director was a bundle of energy and fun. Excellent cruise experience!!\! [Read full review](https://cruiseline.com/ship/celebrity-millennium/review/537867) 4 Comments 3\.0 [Verified review](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) RJ by rsmrjoh Sail date: Mar 04, 2016 / Traveled as: Family (older children) Ship: Anthem of the Seas / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere Some of the employees were rude, the breakfast was a disaster had to wait quit a while for bacon and pork sausage, eggs and bacon was nasty, only one person per omelette station, no salt and pepper shakers on the table. At dinner the dinner rolls were cold and hard a s a brick every night, the 24 hr snack was lousy little pieces of dry cake, dry small sandwiches and little pieces of pizza. The activities you couldn't book online but got there early and North Star and Rip Fly sold out, how so? Next, bumper car line up problem, we were there at 2:00 pm and at 3:30 pm people were jumping in front us us and an argument ensued and no one tried to resolve the problem. Next the couch and bed in the room was hard and difficult to get a comfortable night sleep [Read full review](https://cruiseline.com/ship/anthem-of-the-seas/review/418550) 31 Comments 4\.0 [Verified review](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) Nice ship, but too big by lpacheco Sail date: Mar 04, 2016 / Traveled as: Family (young children) Ship: Anthem of the Seas / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere Beautiful ship, attentive crew. Loved the spa and spa crew. Was disappointed with the shopping, however. Too many high end stores, and no standard souvenier or clothing shops. Not enough crew members on board either. [Read full review](https://cruiseline.com/ship/anthem-of-the-seas/review/418646) 8 Comments 5\.0 [Verified review](https://cruiseline.com/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) OUR CRUISE REVIEW by Cruiser759 Sail date: Mar 04, 2016 / Traveled as: Couple Ship: Anthem of the Seas / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere WE HAD A RELAXING AND FUN CRUISE. WE LOVED THE MODERN LOOK OF THE SHIP AND THE BEAUTIFUL BALCONY STATEROOM. WE WERE VERY IMPRESSED BY THE CLEANLINESS, OUR ROOM WAS IMMACULATE! THE DINING ROOMS AND FOOD WERE DELICIOUS. WE LOVED RELAXING IN THE SOLARIUM AND THE POOL BAR HAD GREAT DRINKS. THE STAFF EVERYWHERE WERE ALWAYS FRIENDLY. ONLY DOWN SIDE WAS THE ROUGH WATER WHICH MADE THE SHIP REALLY ROCK ALOT. [Read full review](https://cruiseline.com/ship/anthem-of-the-seas/review/418985) 22 Comments [View All Cruise to Nowhere reviews](https://cruiseline.com/reviews/destination/cruise-to-nowhere) Loading... ## Find a Cruise to Nowhere cruise \Cruiseline.com is not a booking agent or travel agency, and does not charge any service fees to users of our site. Our partners (travel agencies and cruise lines) provide prices, which we list for our users' convenience. Cruiseline.com does not guarantee any specific rates or prices. While prices are updated daily, please check with the booking site for the exact amount. 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Readable Markdown	Some of the employees were rude, the breakfast was a disaster had to wait quit a while for bacon and pork sausage, eggs and bacon was nasty, only one person per omelette station, no salt and pepper shakers on the table. At dinner the dinner rolls were cold and hard a s a brick every night, the 24 hr snack was lousy little pieces of dry cake, dry small sandwiches and little pieces of pizza. The activities you couldn't book online but got there early and North Star and Rip Fly sold out, how so? Next, bumper car line up problem, we were there at 2:00 pm and at 3:30 pm people were jumping in front us us and an argument ensued and no one tried to resolve the problem. Next the couch and bed in the room was hard and difficult to get a comfortable night sleep
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