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Calculated Shard: 76 (from laksa016)

2. Crawled Status Check

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curl -X POST \
  'http://laksa076.int.ahrefs:8124/' \
  -H 'Content-Type: text/plain' \
  -H 'X-ClickHouse-Database: crawler3' \
  -H 'Authorization: Basic YXBpOg==' \
  -d 'SELECT getAhrefsURLFromUnparsed(src_unparsed) AS found_url, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(download_stamp), 0) AS crawl_time, ifNull(toUnixTimestamp(props_url_first_seen), 0) AS first_indexed_time, download_http_code AS http_code, src_unparsed AS src_unparsed, src_root_hash AS src_root_hash, history_drop_reason AS history_drop_reason, meta_title AS meta_title, meta_descriptions AS meta_descriptions, attrs_boilerpipe_text AS attrs_boilerpipe_text, attrs_markdown AS attrs_markdown, attrs_readable_markdown AS attrs_readable_markdown, meta_canonical AS meta_canonical FROM crawler3.page_info_local FINAL PREWHERE (src_root_hash, src_unparsed) IN ((getAhrefsRootHashFromUnparsed(getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://bryanwolford.substack.com/p/movie-monday-random-pick-amazon-women\')), getAhrefsUnparsedNoserviceFromURL(\'https://bryanwolford.substack.com/p/movie-monday-random-pick-amazon-women\'))) FORMAT JSONEachRow'

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The result:\nAmazon Women on the Moon (1987)\n— a surreal cult comedy anthology that perfectly captures the chaotic feel of late-night television.","attrs_markdown":"[![Cinema Slacker](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!2AEY!,w_40,h_40,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc1f4b61e-dd4e-44fd-b566-414fd8e14881_1024x1024.png)](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/)\n\n# [Cinema Slacker](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/)\nSubscribe\n\nSign in\n\nPlayback speed\n\n×\n\nShare post\n\nShare post at current time\n\nShare from 0:00\n\n0:00\n\n\/\n\n0:00\n\nTranscript\n\n## Movie Monday Random Pick – Amazon Women on the Moon Review\nA random letter pick from my DVD shelf leads to a revisit of a bizarre 1987 cult comedy anthology.\n\n[Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\nFeb 23, 2026\n\nShare\n\nTranscript\n\nFor this week’s **Movie Monday**, I picked a random letter from my DVD collection and reviewed whatever film it landed on. The result: *Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)* — a surreal cult comedy anthology that perfectly captures the chaotic feel of late-night television.\n\nThanks for reading Cinema Slacker! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.\n\n#### Discussion about this video\nComments\n\nRestacks\n\n[![Cinema Slacker](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!Debj!,w_96,h_96,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_auto\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe724e53b-cf22-4ca1-ab09-2feb88868768_1400x1400)](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/)\n\nMidnight Drive-In\n\nEach week Bryan, Doug, and Noah will be talking about the craziest, weirdest, and down right insane cult, exploitation, and horror movies.\n\nEach week Bryan, Doug, and Noah will be talking about the craziest, weirdest, and down right insane cult, exploitation, and horror movies.\n\nListen on\n\nSubstack App\n\nRSS Feed\n\nAppears in episode\n\n[![Bryan Wolford's avatar](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!l4vr!,w_32,h_32,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4fee576b-4885-48db-add7-d261806024e7_3000x2106.jpeg)](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford?utm_source=author-byline-face-podcast)\n\n[Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\nRecent Episodes\n\n![](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!R75K!,w_150,h_150,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_center\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-video.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fvideo_upload%2Fpost%2F189210722%2Fa54d31ea-0082-412c-baae-e93c6a6cf222%2Ftranscoded-1772074197.png)\n\n[The Howling III & The Howling V](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/p\/the-howling-iii-and-the-howling-v)\n\nFeb 26\n\n• [Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\n![](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!qUym!,w_150,h_150,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_center\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-video.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fvideo_upload%2Fpost%2F188097534%2F2e77bdc5-2767-4927-8b17-3857774468df%2Ftranscoded-1771209770.png)\n\n[Young Doctors In Love & Jekyll & Hyde Together Again](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/p\/young-doctors-in-love-and-jekyll)\n\nFeb 16\n\n• [Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\n![](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!YSPX!,w_150,h_150,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_center\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-video.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fvideo_upload%2Fpost%2F187702064%2F2d61b6e2-bfc4-45cf-a556-01369ec14eb5%2Ftranscoded-1770862179.png)\n\n[Buried Alive & Buried Alive II](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/p\/buried-alive)\n\nFeb 12\n\n• [Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\n![](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!f62l!,w_150,h_150,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_center\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-video.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fvideo_upload%2Fpost%2F184267974%2F0aef515d-c342-4033-b775-7bf6d7ea7cb6%2Ftranscoded-1768180436.png)\n\n[Things & Rock 'N Roll Nightmare](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/p\/things-and-rock-n-roll-nightmare)\n\nJan 21\n\n• [Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\n![](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!qXMo!,w_150,h_150,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_center\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-video.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fvideo_upload%2Fpost%2F184266258%2Fc8beee95-ecbd-4191-99c0-868ae7dc7d94%2Ftranscoded-1768178817.png)\n\n[Young Frankenstein & Frankenstein Creates Woman](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/p\/young-frankenstein-and-frankenstein)\n\nJan 12\n\n• [Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\n![](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!Tj46!,w_150,h_150,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_center\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-video.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fvideo_upload%2Fpost%2F184074579%2F0a4a6e77-705a-4011-af8f-2b2d478d4007%2Ftranscoded-1767998385.png)\n\n[Stand By Me & Misery](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/p\/stand-by-me-and-misery)\n\nJan 9\n\n• [Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n\n![](https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!XU2d!,w_150,h_150,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_center\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-video.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fvideo_upload%2Fpost%2F182582926%2F8b03f272-048c-4f8e-9156-13aff441d47c%2Ftranscoded-1766690001.png)\n\n[Silent Night, Bloody Night & Await Further Instructions](https:\/\/bryanwolford.substack.com\/p\/silent-night-bloody-night-and-await)\n\nDec 25, 2025\n\n• [Bryan Wolford](https:\/\/substack.com\/@bryanwolford)\n### Ready for more?\n\n© 2026 Bryan Wolford · [Privacy](https:\/\/substack.com\/privacy) ∙ [Terms](https:\/\/substack.com\/tos) ∙ [Collection notice](https:\/\/substack.com\/ccpa#personal-data-collected)\n\n[Start your Substack](https:\/\/substack.com\/signup?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=web&utm_content=footer)\n\n[Get the app](https:\/\/substack.com\/app\/app-store-redirect?utm_campaign=app-marketing&utm_content=web-footer-button)\n\n[Substack](https:\/\/substack.com\/) is the home for great culture\n\nThis site requires JavaScript to run correctly. 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Boilerpipe Text	Playback speed × Share post Share post at current time Share from 0:00 0:00 / 0:00 Transcript A random letter pick from my DVD shelf leads to a revisit of a bizarre 1987 cult comedy anthology. Feb 23, 2026 For this week’s Movie Monday , I picked a random letter from my DVD collection and reviewed whatever film it landed on. The result: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) — a surreal cult comedy anthology that perfectly captures the chaotic feel of late-night television.
Markdown	[![Cinema Slacker](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2AEY!,w_40,h_40,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc1f4b61e-dd4e-44fd-b566-414fd8e14881_1024x1024.png)](https://bryanwolford.substack.com/) # [Cinema Slacker](https://bryanwolford.substack.com/) Subscribe Sign in Playback speed × Share post Share post at current time Share from 0:00 0:00 / 0:00 Transcript ## Movie Monday Random Pick – Amazon Women on the Moon Review A random letter pick from my DVD shelf leads to a revisit of a bizarre 1987 cult comedy anthology. [Bryan Wolford](https://substack.com/@bryanwolford) Feb 23, 2026 Share Transcript For this week’s Movie Monday, I picked a random letter from my DVD collection and reviewed whatever film it landed on. The result: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) — a surreal cult comedy anthology that perfectly captures the chaotic feel of late-night television. Thanks for reading Cinema Slacker! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. #### Discussion about this video Comments Restacks [![Cinema Slacker](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Debj!,w_96,h_96,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_auto/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe724e53b-cf22-4ca1-ab09-2feb88868768_1400x1400)](https://bryanwolford.substack.com/) Midnight Drive-In Each week Bryan, Doug, and Noah will be talking about the craziest, weirdest, and down right insane cult, exploitation, and horror movies. Each week Bryan, Doug, and Noah will be talking about the craziest, weirdest, and down right insane cult, exploitation, and horror movies. 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Readable Markdown	Playback speed × Share post Share post at current time Share from 0:00 0:00 / 0:00 Transcript A random letter pick from my DVD shelf leads to a revisit of a bizarre 1987 cult comedy anthology. Feb 23, 2026 For this week’s Movie Monday, I picked a random letter from my DVD collection and reviewed whatever film it landed on. The result: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) — a surreal cult comedy anthology that perfectly captures the chaotic feel of late-night television.
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